a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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