weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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