Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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