i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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