It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
