I am puke
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize