can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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