she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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