i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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