would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
My breath smells like gin and sadness
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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