Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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