Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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