Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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