I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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