The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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