This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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