I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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