And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i came on her dog
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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