I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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