It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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