Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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