Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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