they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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