Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Randomize
