Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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