The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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