are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm at about main and main street
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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