idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
