well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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