Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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