Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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