Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I forget how to act sober
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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