there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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