(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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