so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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