I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I need a beard to bite.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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