I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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