The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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