all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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