just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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