People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Randomize