it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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