She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize