Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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