I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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