My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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