If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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