Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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