"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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