This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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