I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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