how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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